Apparently, Alicia Keys is now the Global Creative Director of Blackberry. I assure you, this is not an article from The Onion…though wouldn’t it be funny if they just ran the exact same story?
People are losing their damn minds…
UPDATE – after thinking long and hard about why they’d make this move, I figured it out. Think about it, what’s the one differentiator that Blackberry has over everyone else? We all know that the ONLY reason people use Blackberry any longer is because they have…keys! I can see it now, in the board room, “Well, keys have always been our big differentiator, so I’m thinking we need more keys! And we need a creative director who is all about keys!”
Enter, Alicia KEYS. Too easy…
